Obama Administration Paid ACORN to Disrupt Town Meetings

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Saturday, 15 August 2009

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Washington DC: A startling revelation surfaced today at a congressional hearing, just as the Democratic National Committee (DNC) stepped up its rhetoric and innuendo to defame Americans who oppose health care reform.

A former DNC operative (name withheld) told the Senate Judiciary Committee that a clandestine DNC group, known as the Muckers, paid ACORN to disrupt health care reform town meetings in 49 states.

ACORN members were to do the following: scream epithets, show boobs, scratch their or a neighbors butt, show butt or other body parts, sing teeny weeny itsy bitsy bikini, dress like Elvis or Michael, Barf, sit on a whoopee cushion and cut the cheese after eating a bowl of bean soup.

Press Secretary Gibbs "denied President Obama had any knowledge of these illicit activities!" He also said "there is no need for the US Attorney General to appoint a special prosecutor, as House Speaker Pelosi is demanding."

The state of Alaska health care reform town meeting disruptions were caused by Governor Sarah Palin actually showing up.

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