Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 23 July 2009

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Pentagon malware: accidentally blowing the lid on their father's warrantless wiretap policy...

London - (X-Files Mess): Filthy, explicitly suggestive emails from Bush twins Jenna and Barbara - intercepted by their father's warrantless wiretap program - were responsible for the Pentagon's bust of UFO file hacker Gary McKinnon, an extradition Appeal Court heard today

The former First Daughters trawled cyberspace to find their host target before egging him on to blow sky high the Pentagon's X-Files cover-up policy.

"My client was mercilessly duped by photos of massive, tattooed breasts bobbing up and down in the West Wing hot tub," McKinnon QC James B Knuckleduster posited today.

McKinnon, 69, denies $100 million of wilful damage to Pentagon malware.

His legal team says it will subpoena Jenna and Barbara if the extradition Appeal fails in what promises to be the cyberstalking legal challenge of the 21st century.

Henry Hager is still drunk as a skunk since his May 2008 nuptials.

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