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Monday, 27 July 2009

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The gong is modelled loosely on an Oscar

Cyberspace - (Wacko Jacko Mess): An internet campaign is petitioning to give Michael Jackson a posthumous Nobel Piss Prize for supplying the LAPD with a DNA sample via an involuntary opening of both the urethral and external anal sphincters.

Hunrdeds of thousands have signed up for the gong which would see the deceased entertainer join the ranks of politicians, academics, scientists, etc, who too shat or pissed themselves when rumbled on lurid child sex charges.

"That list of course includes Henry Pissinger, Mother Trees-R, Lech Walesa, Elly Weasel (sic), Tosser Arafat, Yitzak Rabin Bonkers, Shimon Perez Hilton, Coffee Anan, Nelson Mandela-la-land, Al Gore-Rhythm and that Irish twat whatssisname, er, David Trimble," nominating committee chair Dave Skank, celebrity editor at LA FagHagSlagMag said today.

Gary Glitter is up for an OBE in next week's Prime Minister's Resignation Honors.

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