Budapest, Hungary - Ferrari F1 driver Felipe Massa was hit by Michael Jackson's nose while doing time trials at the grand prix in Hungary this past weekend. He is currently in a drug induced (Propofol) coma after having undergone surgery to relieve swelling on his brain.
"What is it with Michael Jackson's nose?" asked one concerned driver. "It drove Michael Jackson into a Propofol induced stooper and now it's done the same to Felipe Massa. This nose is the devil!!!.
Details of how Michael Jackson's nose ended up flying around the Hungaroring racetrack are still sketchy. Investigators have confirmed that Mr. Jackson was missing his nose when he entered hospital on the fateful day of his death, almost exactly one month prior to the Hungarian grand prix.
One clairvoyant, who prefers to remain anonymous, stated that it could very well have been Michael Jackson's ghost. "We have seen that Michael Jackson's ghost caused President Obama's teleprompter to fall. We are also aware that Michael Jackson's ghost caused Madonna's stage to collapse. These things come in threes. Like when Ed McMahon died, then Farrah Fawcett, then.....Michael Jackson. OMG!!!! It all makes sense!!!