Canadian Harpoon Ship

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 27 July 2009

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Help me if you can before I am clubbed to death

A cruise ship arrived at the Port of Vancouver with a dead whale lodged on its bow.Christine Gibson, a campaigner against the Canadian Seal slaughter is furious claiming that Canadians are now using Cruise Ships as harpoons.

Christine claimed she went out with a guy from Canada years ago called John. On their first date he said lets go out clubbing and he took her out to newfoundland and watched in horror as hunters clubbed thousands of seals to death. Christine has been a campaigner against the hunt ever since.

The ship involved in the incident the Sapphire Princess was called after Joanna Lumley who was the star of the UK television programme Sapphire and Seel I mean Steel.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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