Pyongyang - (Rotters): North Korea is threatening to nuke the Vatican in its ballistic missal (sic) target practice program after Italian authorities raided a Palermo boatbuilder.
The seizure of a $25 million yacht bound for President Kim Jong Very-Ill-Indeed's summer regatta was sparked by fears he was to resume cruising the Med to raise his flaccid Eurotrash profile.
A carabineri source said today Kim's pleasurecraft had been repossessed and sold on to Panamanian business pals of 'canoe tragedy wife' Anne Darwin.
The 100ft cruiser was originally commissioned for Brunei fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer who sank a $25 billion oil revenue fortune into the Madoff ponzi scam disaster.
Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon is innocent, OK?
