Pete's 'Button Mushroom' Penis - Latest

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Wednesday, 20 May 2009

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Ready When You Are Mr Spielberg!

Most men wouldn't take too kindly to having their manhood referred to as a 'button mushroom' but this was the kind of public ritual humiliation Peter Andre has had to tolerate from estranged wife Katie Price following their publicity seeking break up.

However, back in Andre's native Australia, the off the cuff remark by the excessively breasted mother of three sparked the imagination of TV producer Bismarck Wonderwall, who now plans to turn the adventures of Pete's button mushroom cock into an animated children's TV series. Reports suggest that Andre has been approached by Wonderwall's people and is agreeable to the idea in principle, providing it's educational.

Promotional literature from Wonderwall's production company arrived in our office this morning, and we must admit, it looks interesting.

"The series will be educational,"the literature states. "Pete's button mushroom cock character will be named Little Pud, and the story episodes will focus on the dangers facing a button mushroom sized cock out there in the big wide world. And dangers there are many. Little Pud will have to face up to a fearsome stubble covered fishy pink monster named Fanny Bucket. Fanny will suck Little Pud into her sordid world of drink, drugs, and unprotected sex with footballers while she bangs on about family values."

Sounds good to us. Filming starts tomorrow. Jason Donovan will do the voice of Little Pud and Jodie Marsh will be Fanny Bucket.

More as we get it.

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