Written by Bluebella

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

London - Peter Andre has admitted in an exclusive interview with RUOK? magazine that he has found new love since splitting with his huge pair of breasts, Katie Price.

Andre and Minogue first met 26 years ago when they were in high school in Melbourne, Australia. Back then, it was all about who was the best singer, who was the most famous, who was the best looking. Thankfully, over two decades later, the two have matured. Now, they both admit, being able to sing, being famous and working out/using botox are still important - but there are other far more important things. Like love.

"I remember I used to pull her piggy tails in the playground" said Andre laughing "she'd slap me and tell me to go away - until I pulled off my shirt to reveal my well toned pecs. She would then pull off her skirt to reveal her well-toned arse. Ha ha, what a pair of show-offs we were!"

"I feel so embarrassed about it now" said Minogue, giggling. "But we were both so young - can you imagine stripping off in public these days?"

"No Kylie, I can't" replied Pete laughing and touching her arm gently.

The two have been inseparable since their reunion at the Brit Awards three weeks ago. Rumours have it that the two Aussie song birds may even release a duet, a cover of Kylie and Jason's 1988 hit Especially For You. The filmclip has already been planned and is set to be a hit - it consists of a naked Minogue being bench-pressed by Andre while the love-birds giggle and slap each other. Viewers are assured that Minogue's arse and Andre's chest will feature in every single frame.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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