The Chinese Catastrophe

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Cats slaughtered here

Disturbing reports coming out of China claim that thousands of cats are being killed every week for human consumption.

I was taken undercover of darkness by Felix Chew to a killing factory in Beijing where thousands of cats were caged up without food or water waiting to be slaughtered. Felix explained that things have been like this for years many people in China eat cats but for those who don't the meat can easily be disguised as chicken with the proper sauces being used no one can tell.

There has also been a major increase in the number of cats going missing in the UK and the USA in recent years so be careful the next time you order chicken in your local Chinese takeaway.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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