Written by Chamone

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

image for Silly Spoof Writer Buckwheatsbutt's Attempts to Woo Chamone Foiled by his Pig-Tail Pulling Antics
Dolphins love Chamone because she is adorable. They eat Buckwheatsbutt because he smells like fish

Hideously deformed TheSpoof.com kiddy fiddler Buckwheatsbutt, has once again failed to impress sultry writer Chamone (AKA Ally and allegedly numerous other people) by his feeble chat up attempts.

His latest stunt has gone drastically wrong: the stupid fucker crept up behind her and attempted to pull her pigtails - not of course realising that Chamone has NO pigtails.

"What a silly boy. Anyone with half a brain knows that I have beautiful long, straight hair that swishes about like a nice pony's tail", Chamone said today in reaction to the stupid fuckers balls-up.

Some spoof watchers have suggested that this piece of juvenile pranksterism proves that Buckwheatsbutt is blind.

How else could a normal, sane individual explain the rabid shite the Florida-based degenerate vomits out on a daily basis while slouching over a wet, sticky keyboard?

Chamone had a warning to Buckwheatsbutt for future reference:
"I am in love with a different man. A kind man, who treats me nice, writes me poems, draws little pictures of birds and bumblebees and emails them to me and takes photographs of his 'clean' private parts. That man's name is Duncan and I am going over to America to stay with him in his home in a spare bedroom he uses when he has prostitutes stay. And we may get married", said Chamone defiantly.

So the warning is clear: Back off, Buckhead. You are not man enough for this little lady!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Chamone




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