Spoof Writer Buckwheatsbutt claims Chamone is Actually Buckwheatsbutt

Funny story written by Chamone

Friday, 17 July 2009

image for Spoof Writer Buckwheatsbutt claims Chamone is Actually Buckwheatsbutt
I am that fine young girlie!

Nimble-fingered writer Buckwheatsbutt has made the startling announcement that he believes extremely talented TheSpoof.com newcomer Chamone is none other than himself.

Buckwheatsbutt - who lists wanking to 1990's era photographs of Mark Lowton as amongst his extensive hobbies - said that he came to this conclusion based on a detailed study of the young ladies writing style and a vision in his sleep after eating onions.

Chamone - also known as 'Ally' - had previously been outed as both Jesus Budda and then Duncan Whitehead, but Buckwheatsbutt says that the British teen could be nobody but himself.

"I've read all her stories and rated them with the usual 1 star, and I can conclude that - based on analysis of handwriting and content - Chamone is actually little ol' me!", he belched.

"Look at the way 'she' dots her 'i's and crosses her 't's. The gentle sloping curve of her 'j's. It all points to me. I am the only one who uses those fonts!"

Buckwheatsbutt also said that Chamone's stories based on shit, celebrities, shit celebrities and celebrities stepping/eating/gargling shit are all trademarks he invented at the dawn of time in his quaint Florida log cabin.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more