Written by Chamone

Friday, 17 July 2009

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A missing dog named Charlie is suspected of having been dog napped and then eaten by a gourmet TheSpoof.com writer.

The adorable 3-year old beagle was last seen chasing his tail in his garden, when a strange Californian man with a demented glaring look on his face pulled up alongside in a white van.

The man was later identified as writer NickFun. Detailed snooping through his Internet records showed lewd messages he left - including detailed recipes for cooking dogs. The recipes were actually quite nice, but that's beside the point…

Fun was arrested whilst cruising transvestite bars in his neighbourhood, which is deep in the heart of Californian transvestite country.

He admitted to planning a dog's dinner but insisted that it was purely so that he could get into the knickers of a 19-year old fellow spoof writer named 'Chamone'.

Fun said he would say no more until his transvestite lawyer arrived.

It was noted that his breath smelled like dog, but this was later discovered to be just cock.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Chamone, Nickfun




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