Written by queen mudder

Monday, 20 July 2009

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Prince Bandar is hopping mad at being cuckolded

London - (Sordid Arabia Mess): Despite several crude attempts to bribe the British asylum and immigration court into 'sending her back home for her own good' the youngest wife of ex-Saudi Arabian ambassador the the US Prince Bandar has dumped her ageing corruption-peddling spouse and fled to the UK.

The pregnant 16 year-old Princess has been granted asylum after her husband threatened all the usual Sordid Arabian 'honor killings' options.

These include ripping the illigitimate babe from its mother's womb, boiling in oil its Western, 'possbibly Christian/probably Jewish' father and eventually beheading the young Jezebel in public.

Osama Bin Laden has been holed up in the Saudi's London embassy basement complex ever since 9/11.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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