ABBA, Saudi Arabia - Eight-year-old Meccaluna Sakafusha-Jizanni has filed for a divorce from her 50-year-old husband Taif Jizanni.
Meccaluna was asked why she was divorcing her husband of six months and she replied that all he wants to do is just sit around in his Duke of The Sand Dunes Recliner and watch the weather channel and every documentary special on deserts from desert sandstorms and sandblasting, to sandpaper and sandwiches.
She stated that his prized desert crustacean collection, which he keeps next to the kitchen table, also nauseates her beyond belief.
Little Meccaluna also remarked that her husband never let her drive their camel. She said that it's a two-humper so their is plenty of room for both of them to ride together.
And Meccy said that the thing that really upset her the most was the fact that six nights a week Taif would get together with the guys in his men's club, The Benevolent Order of The Optimistic Sons of Ali Baba, Local #91.
She commented that all that the members do is sit around scratching themselves and talking about the best ways to barbecue camels and how to survive out in 120 degree desert heat with only a camel tongue sandwich, a bag of Skittles, and a sponge.
She then added that the worst part was after the meetings when the members would go down to The Flying Carpet Sand Bar and spend hours upon hours smoking Camel Cigarettes, drinking Kalahari Katy 198 Proof Tequila Tumblers, and getting lap dances from the pretty belly dancers.
In related news. Meccaluna has said that her husband can keep the house and the camel, and that all she wants are her clothes, a few sand dollars, her Jonas Brothers CD's, her Queen Cleopatra Designer Sandbag, her Easy Bake Oven, and her Miley Cyrus Lunchbox.
