McDonalds ban all Campbells

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 18 July 2009

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McDonalds the worldwide burger chain has sensationally banned every person called Campbell from going to any of their premises. This is to do with something that happened many centuries ago in Scotland.

On the 13th February 1692 The McDonalds who at that time were probably the most powerful clan in Scotland tried to settle their long term differences with their fierce rivals the Campbells and invited them to dinner. Late into the night when the McDonalds fell asleep the Campbells put their plan into action they attacked their hosts while they were sleeping murdering most of them in what became to be known as The Massacre of Glencoe.

It was the beginning of the end of the clan system as what happened later led to the highland clearances when thousands of scots were banished from their homeland driven out to go and live in Australia or the USA.

Many Campbells are furious that they will not be able to get their Cheeseburgers because Campbells only make soup.Country singer Glen Campbell who says he is proud of his Scottish heritage and a good cheeseburger cannot believe this has happened and then went on to sing his hit record THIS WAS THE THE LAST THING ON MY MIND.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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