A survey conducted by almost two people, over the last seventeen and a half minutes, has found that the organisation that has done the most to further international hygiene over the last decade has been MuckDonalds.
No other organisation has built and maintained more WCs than this food outlet that specialises in aphrodisiac eggs.
When asked how and why they did it, Mr. Runs, the head of the PR consulting firm, Far-talot, said "I put it down to the egg muffins. Muffin had become very popular amongst courting couples, and as the muffin filling is not real egg, but a similar tasting fibrous material produced from effluence of baked beans and pork daggers, the need for a close by convenience had been identified."
It was in fact mentioned by the very first person to be recorded as consuming a complete muffin without barfing. This adventurer, Mrs Lesbean, said "Even though I don't barf very often, I had an urgent need to dispose of this highly moving mixture. I left a note in the visitors book that the most impressive and satisfying factor of this organisation is the toilets".
A paperchase is being held in celebration of the award.
