Jacko fried his brains for Pepsi: Tina Turner commiserates

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Friday, 17 July 2009

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Jackson & Turner seen here rehearsing for the Pepsi Roadshow

Los Angeles - (Pyromancy Mess): "Hey, Pepsi firebombed my beehive too!" Tina Turner commented today about Zaprudder footage of Michael Jackson's afro blazing like a bonfire night bogeyman during 1984 filming of 'The Choice of a New Generation'.

Turner, 69, said she too had gone on stage with firecrackers "poppin' outta mah ass, mah wig an' one or two other orifices I ain't gonna mention" during rehearsals for the We've Got The Taste ad in 1986.

"Reckon Michael was too stoned to notice the pyrotechnics in his coiffure," Turner added, "jus' complained 'bout someone barbecueing beef-jerky while the camera's still runnin'."

PepsiCo paid Jackson $4 million in damages which mostly went on a hair transplant from his chronically over-hirsute ass crease.

Deborah Rowe is a raving nutter.

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