Beloved writer and self-professed oracle of TheSpoof.com, Skoob, claims that although he is still a strong supporter of Manchester United now that he has become a man of a certain age his interests have shifted to meat pies.
Once satisfied with one meat pie at a sitting Skoob's tastes have become more exotic, and he has admitted that he has started taking on two or more meat pies at a time.
"It started with me leaning over one pie at a time doing the old in and out, you know, stick it in your mouth, take a bite, pull it out, stick it in, take another bite."
"I'm always faithful to my meat pie, one at a time, I always say, and was chewing away when I saw another meat pie on the table that somehow looked more delectable and fresher than the one I had."
"I did my best to resist but then nature then took over."
"Like a Turk I snatched the second pie, tearing its wrapper which quickly slid to the floor as I followed with meat pies in both hands. Soon one meat pie was in my mouth and the second was on my tummy facing away from me whilst I held onto the crust as best as I could."
"I was in total rapture, hoped it would never end, then turned over the first pie and took it from behind, poking my tongue through the crust, slurping up the gravy and nibbling on the meaty bits."
More as we git it . . .