Complete and utter asshole, and sometime contributor to satirical website www.theSpoof.com Skoob1999 today announced that he's upping sticks and moving to South Carolina with his alluring wife, the wonderful, nay, legendary Mrs Skoob, who cooks a lovely roast lamb dinner.
Skoob told us:
"I just felt that the time was right for a move, and South Carolina sounds like it fits the bill. I'm looking to buy a place near Spoof compatriot Commander Morse so we can maybe enjoy the odd round of golf and reminisce about the good old days when we were Below Decks together."
When asked if he'd considered other destinations, Skoob told us:
"I did actually consider Florida. But BuckwheatsButt lives there, apparently. And I can't compete with that."
More as we get it.