Cow refuses to come down from Tree

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Monday, 11 May 2009

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"Shit" ! There's a Cow in that Tree" !

"Frida the Cow" has climbed a tree and is refusing to come down until her protest has finished.

The World's Media are assembled beneath the distinctive Chestnut Leafed Oak Tree tree in Kew Gardens watching on as a trained negotiator tries to reason with the Bovine Beauty!

"Frida", a "Holstein Blue" is said to be incensed about "something" & it was this fit of anger that has forced her up the tree.

No one is exactly sure as to the nature of the protest although journalists and concerned locals have been overheard muttering "something about this & that" !

Two men in a lorry parked by the Ice Cream Van outside the park refused to confirm speculation that they were from "Bovril" & looking to exploit the situation?.

We'll update this story as soon as the situation develops.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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