"Orphan Curry" recipe causes shock and outrage

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Monday, 4 May 2009

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Ofcom are dealing with a record number of complaints today following a recipe, that was read out on a top cooking show, caused shock and confusion.

For some unknown reason, the TV chef went through a full demonstration of a meal, referring to the chicken pieces that he was cooking as "Orphan Meat".

The "Curried Orphan with a cucumber and yoghurt dressing" recipe was one that Martin had cooked a number of times in rehearsals without any mention of orphan.

However the second that the show went on air, he repeatedly used phrases such as "the orphan recipe on later", "orphan curry", and "gently fry the pieces of orphan in some garlic infused oil".

Martin was quick to apologise and pointed out that the error would not happen next week when he will be baking a "Toddler Korma".

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