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Friday, 10 July 2009

image for Levi Johnston interested in running for Governor of Alaska following Sarah Palin pullout

ICANSEERUSSIA-ALASKA: After fathering Sarah Palin's grandchild Levi Johnston says he was dumped because he didn't fit in. Now the unemployed, wannabe actor says he's interested in taking a shot at the Alaska Governor position.

Levi told journalists: "I lived with Sarah Palin's family during the Presidential campaign and I heard and learned all sorts of stuff. Like Sarah wanted to make lots of money with book deals and like, she's a great lady, but after seeing what she did now, you know, leaving Alaska, I think I could be a pretty cool young governorator cos she's stressed out from all the governorating she's been doing. I mean like moving up to the vice president or president is huge. I just don't think anymore that she's cut out for the job and it's my turn."

Johnston said he learned a lot about "governerating and stuff" just watching Sarah Palin and added "I'm like a better point-guard, cos like I keep my eyes on the puck and like just skate towards the net".

He said now that he has got his high school diploma he too is "working on a big book deal revealing Sarah Palin's secrets".

Rush Limbaugh immediately went on the air saying "Ooh I feel so hot and excited about this kid. This is exactly what the GOP needs to revive its flagellating reputation".

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Topics: Sarah Palin




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