Evident of her enduring shrewdness in politics, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin today announced her intention to run for "Temporary President" in 2012.
During an impromptu news conference at Wasilla's most popular beauty parlor, the Curl Up and Dye, Palin stated that if she were elected she would commute to Washington D.C. from her Wasilla home.
"That Air Force One is some fast airplane, it has beds even and also too an office with some pretty big closets for any kind of wardrobe because those things I need but not for politics as usual, even presidents need good creams and make-up also because I plan to save our children from the left wing media, you know, because Alaskans deserve a President, and Todd and his buddies built our house," said Palin.
