General Michael Jackson stunned by Twitter condolence book

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Friday, 26 June 2009

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Gen 'Thriller' Jackson suspected Pentagon derring-do

London - (NATO Military Intelligence Mess): "At first I suspected it was a secret coded message from my old pal in combat Gen Colon Bowel!" former UK Chief of General Staff General Sir Michael David "Mike" Jackson, GCB, CBE, DSO, DL, told reporters today.

"And then it dawned on me!

" A cheap stunt by some Taleban-fellating crackheads hellbent on degrading forces' morale with some daftass stunt on Twitter!"

General Jackson, 69, known privately as 'Thriller' to his armed forces mates, has now blamed North Korean hackers for the intrusion into his personal life.

"Damned slitty-eyed tossers, always trying to undermine NATO morale with their fly-by-night missile antics....blah, blah, blah....Just you wait until I catch the blighters and give them a thrashing they'll never forget, blah, blah, blah..."

Guido Fawkes is 101.

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