Urologist Goes Postal, Kills Twelve

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 25 June 2009

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The waiting room was a "bloody mess"

Dr. David Bilkman, a Toronto Urologist, went "postal" in his office and killed ten patients, his nurse, and his receptionist. The victims were shot to death by a handgun that a surviving nurse said "he kept in the office for target shooting and hunting." After his murderous rampage, the doctor turned the gun on himself.

Another survivor, Mrs. Hilda Broom of Toronto, said that "he came out of his office screaming that he deserved some respect. He yelled that he was tired of being called a Pecker Checker."

"He also screamed at one lady that you're the one that always calls me the Dick Doc!"

"Before he shot another person, he yelled I'm not the B.V.D. M.D.!" When he stood in front of his receptionist, he screamed I'm not the Head Hoser!"

When he stood in front of another couple in his waiting room, he yelled I'm tired of people asking me if my job sucks!"

"I think that he had issues with his nicknames or a bad self image about his profession."

As a precaution, Canadian authorities are removing weapons from the offices of all other urologists.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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