French President Nicholas Sarkozy has stunned the world by announcing that burks are not welcome in France. He is thought to have taken this hardline stance following meeting Gordon Broon and Barefaced Obama.
"After meeting those two idiots Sarkozy thought he had better take action." said Professor John Cole of Nova Mews University. "He was worried that if he hang around with them, and that Italian chap, then people might start to think that he was as big a fool as they are."
Idiots all over the world have spoken out against Sarkozy's plans. Judith Idiot of York, England said "Who? Never heard of him. Where's France?"
Religious leaders were quick to denounce Sarkozy. "Often the burk is a sign of true belief. Not questioning anything, just blindly following religious dogma." said Father Terry Berry. "Sarkozy has failed to understand this."
