Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

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Sarkozy's ostentacious headdress gave him away

One of the western world's most intolerant leaders in reference to the pollution of his native language, his wife's multiple lovers and the Islamic practice of wearing veils and head to toe coverings has been phone-photographed in full burqah in the Moulin Rouge. Nicholas Sarkozy was caught in a full length Islamic gown with head cover, veil and virginity belt in a red light district mock Muslim bride auction.

Sarkozy at first denied that it was he in the photos distributed on every trashy website, videoslum and fuckfacemyspace ghetto in the cyberworld. Then when DVD-DNA-ID conclusively proved that the bride to be auctioned was the french president, his PR people changed the story to a maudlin tale of a fundraiser for female circumcision victims throughout the Franco-Arab neighborhoods in Paris.

Finally the truth came out as Carla Bruni rolled out of one of her many lovers' beds and told the always assembled press that the sex was not so good and Nicky is a big fat cross dressing queer turned on by Islamic fundamentalist dress code. I think it goes back to his days in catholic school and his deep desire to become a nun.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarkozy

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