Written by shea lo

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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we're number one!

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND: Pakistan came out on top of a new international poll as "most untrustworthy country", followed by North Korea, Iran and Zimbabwe.

The poll considered 5 major factors:

1) non-viability of current administration Pakistan scored 165/100 points - its highest score in the 5 categories

2) incredibility of statements/lies made by ruling politicians Pakistan scored 120/100 points

3) un-trustworthiness of previous governments Pakistan's score was 155/100

4) Mis-use of foreign aid Pakistan scored 130/100 points

5) Disloyalty to allies Pakistan scored 140/100 points

Pakistan's Minister of Inferior Affairs said "We are thrilled with this rating. Finally Pakistan has come first in an international poll. Now we will celebrate"

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Topics: Pakistan

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