PUNJAB-I-STAN, TALIBAN-I-STAN: A hard-liner Taliban raving-mad cleric says democracy is un-Islamic and is being imposed on Pakistan by infidels. He warns that the Taliban will bring all of Pakistan under Taliban control.
In Saudi Arabia, on yet another money-making trip, the former General/dictator/civilian/democrat, now a 120% bull-shitting speaker-for-cash - Pervez Musharraf warned that "Pakistan is in danger".
He told reporters that he had "always been shaying to the Americans that weshtern-shtyle democrashy will not work in Muslim countries", Musharraf said if he had "been financially shupported by US and left alone to continue with being a dictator, Pakistan would not find itself in its preshent shituation".
In Hong Kong, movie idol Jackie Chan agreed saying "Cannot give Chinese people too much freedom or choice. They must be under control like cucumber slices otherwise they go crazy and do all sorts of things".
In return, a triad of Mad Mullahs has conferred a medal of honor - Oppressor of the People - on Jackie Chan and anointed him their Ambassador to Talibani-stan.
