Written by dgwest7

Thursday, 23 April 2009

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Targetting rich folk

Scientists working on new strains of the avian flu have separated a strain that appears to be selective towards rich folk.

It is called CUL8ER, and appears to incubate in the wallet.

One of the genetic constituents is a silk worm, which is certain that the world consists of a mulberry bush. Some rat's blood is used, as the rat is more intelligent than the silkworm. He knows that the mulberry bush is in a field. The ugliest pig in the world, as yet unnamed, has been transported on mating trips, and knows that the field is in a province, so a little pig's dung was added as a catalyst. A bull who had been imported from another country was one of the later additions. It was delayed for many years because the scientists working on this variety of flu could not extract any milk.
So they got around this with a bit of bull dung.

Freddie the fly became accidentally entangled in the experiment when he caught his left testicle on a broken window pane. The testicle fell into the petri dish and produced this all-knowing potion, which is harmless to all those with an income of less than $100.000 per year. All those earning a higher figure are susceptible, and no one with more than double that amount has yet survived CUL8ER,

Obama let the cat out of the bag when he gave out the bank stimuli. His instructions were to make sure that every objectionable banker received more than $200,000

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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