'God won't protect G20 freak show from April Doomsday' Wiccans warn

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 26 March 2009

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The Great Mother Creator has a wicked sense of humor Wiccans warn

London - (Ultimate Ponzi Scam Mess): "The clue is in the date!" World Council of Wicca sources hinted broadly this morning ahead of the April 1st G20 meeting in London next week.

The Aries New Moon proclamation warns delusional politicians that 'God is not going to intervene to shield you G20 tossers who want to wreak yet more disastrous damage on a bankrupt planet.'

"So, no happy ending for the likes of Barack O'Bama, Gorgon Brown and that nutter Sarkozy," leading futorology website Aintgottaprayer.con commented.

The site if offering odds of 11/10 that the April Fools Day vanity meeting in London's Isle of Dogs is a cunning ruse by NATO military intelligence to round up 'all the ultimate Ponzi scam bastards who got us into this pile of shit in the first place.'

Bernard Madoff is just the tip of the Enron-gagged iceberg.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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