Saudi transvestite demands equal rights

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Friday, 20 March 2009

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Mr Al-alalal without his "sexy burkha"

A Saudi Arabian man, Al Al-alalal, has demanded that people treat him with respect as a transvestite. Mr Al-alalal often ventures outside wearing a full burkha and says that people think that he is actually a woman. He explained:

"When I am out and about, people can't see that I am a man, so they treat me like an inferior woman instead. I was driving my car all dolled up in my sexy burkha, and this policeman stopped me, because women aren't allowed to drive. I told him 'I'm not a woman! I'm not a woman!' and he didn't believe me until I showed him my cock."

"All I'm asking for is that transvestites are treated with the same respect as men are - because we are men. At the moment we are treated like animals or women. It's just not fair."

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