She annoyed, she endeared, she will croak...thus lived and soon will go up in smoke the infamous, then cancerous British reality TV villain, turned heart renderer.
Jade Goody jokes have earned more quick laughs for comedians than the Queen, her elderly son, his wife, mistress and second wife, Bush, cheney and the masturbating monkey. Only Sarah Palin and her habit of bearing her knocked up daughter's kiddies has been a bigger winner.
In gratitude and a profound sense of loss the giants of the comedy world have offered to pay for the immolation of her dead cancer ridden cadaver. This noble gesture after poking so many cruel yet hilarious holes in both the healthy obnoxious body and then the lovable but diseased stiff seems out of character for a joke machine that excretes character.
I admit that the Jade Goody jokes are getting a little old but a whole new heap of Goody ashes spoofs would provide a fresh breeze on the tired old gossipmill.
