Written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 8 March 2009

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Marshals mace Malay melee mercilessly

KUALA LUMPUR, Maylaysia - Marshals maced thousands of fuming protesters livid about having to go to school.

Over a hundred were arrested to protect the Throne.

The protesters screamed "Long live the English language".

Police were stunned by the amount of screaming. In the confusion, the macing began.

Cops maced the students when they got ugly, which was as soon as they became visible.

Hahatatayana Yoosingbad was not surprised about the macing. "They always mace us. Whenever we scream in English. The cops can't understand it and they think we are saying dirty things. Most English words are dirty, you know. I don't blame them."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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