Since coming down with a fatal brain tumor, Ted Kennedy's growth has received more prizes than can be found in the Kracker Jax factory. Harvard gave it a yard, Yale a lock and key and The Kennedy center offered to name itself after it. Kennedy showed his gratitude at the countless award ceremonies by having a live seizure and then sending flowers in the morning.
The latest honor to come Ted's tumor's way is rumoured to be the Nobel prize in Medicine. The prize will be awarded to the cell mass for showing conclusively that Irish American politicians can actually have a brain. Also the demonstration that beer provides a good medium for out of control cell growth will also be helpful to countless other research projects.
