Man Who Told Boss To F**k Off, Given Nobel Prize

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Man Who Told Boss To F**k Off, Given Nobel Prize
Barry is normally so quiet and reserved, but he lost it big-time with his boss

A man who humiliated his employer in a public place by telling him to "f**K off" and "go suck your granpa's c**k, motherf*cker" has been awarded the prestigious Nobel Prize in Balls at a glitzy ceremony in Norway.

Barry Belknapp, 30, told his boss Mr. Richard Smitherlee, 41, of 'Teddys Tools' in downtown Chicago, to "go screw yourself, d*ckhead" after being given his roster of work for that particular day.

"We awarded this man's bravery and dignity for sticking it to 'the Man' and the corrupt system, yeah", said Nobel jury member Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols, "f*ck the system".

Barry, who is normally pretty laid back and reserved, totally lost it when his boss innocently asked him to restock the aisles with welding equipment. It appears Barry was in a mood because his long-term girlfriend, Linda, dumped him for a used-car salesman.

A spokesman for Teddy's Tools has said that he fears that discipline will be difficult to enforce from now on.

"After the whole Barry-thing, we've had a dramatic rise in the number of instances of lateness, tardiness, back answering, and deliberate clogging of toilets with dead squirrels", said the spokesman, "I'm not sure how much longer we can control the anarchy. Society is breaking down. We may need an extra influx of pointless junior managers to deal with this crisis".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more