Geek Squad Nerd Crashes World Economy

Funny story written by Lawrence V. Endl

Monday, 23 February 2009

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Financial experts across the globe were shocked today when it was discovered that the world financial system was crashed by a Ex-Geek Squad nerd. Norbert Nobals confessed to hacking into the US Stock Exchange. He reportedly made it appear that the stock market was falling even though it was not.

When asked why he did what he did, Nobals stated, "A fellow Geek Squad member bet him a dollar that he couldn't do it and he didn't want to loose money on the bet." Nobals expressed concern for the losses he caused around the world. He said in reality, the Dow Jones is really approaching 17500, not 7300 and hopefully the world markets will recover soon.

Now, new concerns over an actual stock market crash loom because of the massive government spending program just enacted by the US government. President Obama continues to blame the failed politics of the Bush administration, even though the economy enjoyed the greatest robust climb since the stock market's inception.

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