UFO's Spotted in Central Park

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Saturday, 21 February 2009

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UFO's Sighted Were at Low Altitudes

New York - Low flying UFOs were spotted yesterday in Central Park. Mysterious coloured disks were reported at extremely low altitudes from zero to 6 metres, extremely rare for UFO sightings.

More rare yet, the unidentified disks made direct physical contact with youths who appeared to enjoy the experience as the objects darted from one young person to another often changing direction suddenly.

The strange occurrence seemed to excite pets in the sighting area as well. Several dogs seemed to levitate directly up into the air until they made contact with the disks and then fell back to earth.

Several good photos of the event managed to be taken.

No injuries were reported.

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