Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

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God told Oprah: We know the joy of creation but did we yell Oh People,oh people?

God during a recent appearance on Oprah told the mega star and her fawning audience that one of his/her pet peeves was the screaming of his name during sexy time.

God reminded the TV audience that many reverent people like the Jews and the Navajos refuse to even speak the divine name out of respect and so when teenagers humping in the backseat of a Ford or some sad, lonely soul committing the sin of Onan gives a shout out to the High Holy One, it can really get under your skin, if spiritual being's had skin...

God speaking on behalf of all of the mythic prime movers urged the fuckers of the world to enjoy themselves with all of the verve and vigor that , well, God gave the featherless biped: "But Please, please, no more Allah be praised, Jesus Christ, that's great, Buddha, my clit,my clit! Leave us disembodied spirits out of it and then go ahead, fuck like rabbits..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, God




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