Washington DC - According to anonymous sources close to Bernanke, he is selling all the securities, all the stocks, bonds, realestate, and gold that he purchased with the Federal Reserve System. Why? According to sources, Bernanke is leaving the...
In a sensible move, Queen Beatrix of Holland, has decided to abdicate and hand over the throne to her son, Prince Willem-Alexander, before she starts "kicking up tulips!" In her abdication speech she also advised British Queen Elizabeth to do the...
MEXICO CITY, Mexico - A confidential source, Mr. X, with close ties to the Mexican drug cartels here, has revealed that it is becoming difficult to find new places to stuff bills. "The cartels blame QE2. They say it is resulting in too much money...
The ship QE2 has found the missing remains of the iceberg that possibly hit the Titanic in the early 20th Century. It occured when one passanger saw an iceberg with a dead body in it. She said it looked quite like Leonardo DiCaprio and was just ab...
The RMS Queen Elizabeth 2, or QE2, has completed Her final voyage from Southampton to Dubai to become a floating hotel, but, in many ways, She is shrouded in mystery, a veritable undercover camel traipsing through the silent deserts of 'secrecy' on an errand to who-knows-where. To commemorate Her final journey, and to celebrate what is arguably the most distinguished and well-loved battleship i...
The Solent - (Armistice Mess): In a surreal twist on the old whoretime confetti theme a WWII DeHavilland Split Beaver aircraft showered the departing QE2 with one million red paper poppies as the craft left Southampton docks for the last time enroute...
London - (Ass mess): Now the carnival really is over for the luxury Cunard liner the QE2 as its owners the Carnival Group has announced that it has been sold to the Dubai World Company to become a floating brothel moored off the Palm Jumeirah develop...
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