Written by Gurmeet Mattu

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

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"Bob used to love getting into my pants, and now he really does."

Getting in touch with your feminine side could be a weekend thing with news that scientists at the Edinburgh Institute for the Sexually Confused have created a drug which allows temporary sex-changes.

The drug works by suppressing the body's natural hormones, allowing those of the opposite sex, which are always present, to emerge. The effect lasts for forty eight hours.

One enthusiastic user is Bob Nada-Cojones, who has been using the drug, called Ballsoff, for several months.

"It's a stress-relief thing for me," he told this reporter. "I pop the tab on a Friday evening and become Jill for the weekend. This allows me to wears bras and have men lie on top of me, which is something I miss since giving up rugby playing due to a groin injury. It's opened up a whole new area for me."

Bob/Jill went on to say, "I have a girlfriend, Alice, during the week and she becomes Alex at the weekend, but I don't see much of him as he tends to go out with his mates to the football and get drunk. I'm really looking forward to a weekend when she doesn't take the pill and we can have a girly weekend together."

Alice said, "Bob used to love getting into my pants, and now he really does. He's always borrowing my stuff."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex Change

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