Chappaqua, NY - Hillary Clinton is said to be considering a sex-change operation. An anonymous source has stated she feels she is a victim of a sexist media.
The senator feels that had she had the penis to go with the extra-large testicles she already has, she would be seen as 'strong' instead of just a 'bitch'. This could help her greatly in four years.
Democrats we've interviewed seem to have a positive outlook about it.
"I hadn't heard that but, he'd be hot!" stated Massachusetts Representative Barney Clark.
"It can only be a good thing. And believe me, I know!" said disgraced former NJ governor Jim McGreevey.
Even former President Clinton seemed to like the idea. "She's been screwing me since the whole Monica deal....might as well make it real!"
When asked if she'd have to change her name and if so, what it would be, the answer was Hillerich Rodham and Bill would then be made to change his name to William Jefferson Clinton Rodham.
