Thai Tranny Leadership Contest Underway

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Monday, 15 December 2008

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Transvetite Queen

BIGCOCK, Thailand - Chicks with dicks party leader Albut Vagina won a majority of votes in a transexual leadership party on Monday and was expected to be named Thailand's next top Transexual.

The cock in one of the Representatives mouth was unofficial and the party needed more cocks to endorse the results before Albut Vagina could be declared Queen. The party normally has 480 members, but because of heavy vagina operations transvestites members have dwindled to 417. One tranvestite had multiple sex with himself on the eve of the voting.

The anti-Transvetite movement seeks to purge transvetites out of Bigcock, and has threatened new but unspecified anal activities if Albut Vagina is elected leader.

About 200 police were deployed outside the transexual sex club for a free sex session Monday amid concerns about a street protest, said Bigcocks police chief Lt. Gen. Suckit Munchit.

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