Thailand Transvestite Sluts Storm Hotels in Protest

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Thursday, 27 November 2008

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BANGCOCK, Thailand - Thai Police have closed a second hotel in the capital after Transvestites stormed the hotel lobby in their underwear screaming "we don't want dicks".

The country's main international hotel has been closed since early Wednesday because of hundreds of transvetites making virtual love on the lobby floor in their push for the government's free sex change.

Silltwat Praslut, head of Thailands hotel Authority, says that the city's main hotels were closed early Thursday as authorities feared that tranvestites might interfere with tourists.

A call by Thailand's army commander to end the country's deepening sexual crisis was rejected Wednesday, as the prime minister would not show his testicles and prove he was not a shemale, transvestites refused to end their occupation of the country's main hotels.

As the deadlock continued, sexual violence spread to Chiang Mai, where tranvestites attacked gay protesters. There were unconfirmed reports that one gay man was raped several times and assaulted with a large cucumber.

The situation soured Tuesday, with scattered violence between sexual rivals in different parts of Bangkok. At one point, transvestites threw panties at a truckload of police, who shot back with water cannon and then chased and shagged them.

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