Written by Phil Edgar's Bones

Sunday, 14 December 2008

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Plymouth Gaol Home To Duncan Whitehead- Leader of The Aryan Brotherhood and Panpipes team!

The personal details of Spoof Writers have been revealed on-line, for all the public to wilfully ignore.

The secret details were thought to be revealed by a former disgruntled volunteer, who had engaged in a bitter argument, with administrator Sir Mark.

The public will not to be shocked to learn that most of the writers are incarcerated in various gaols, jails, penitentiaries, correction facilities, prisons, borstals, remand centres,institutes for the criminally insane, maximum secure units and dungeons.

A concerned citizen, said "This is a disgrace, I expect wicked people to be flogged, whipped and sodomised on a daily basis. The fact they are free to sit down in front of a computer and churn out mildly funny observations of the world, makes my law-abidng blood boil".

Monkey Woods aka prisoner 567123, is one of the most prolific writers on the site. He is also the only inmate housed in Z-wing of 'Rampton Hospital For The Bitter, Ego-Maniacal and Insane'.

The leaked list revealed MW, types his stories with a oral prodder, as the courts have specified he should be permenantly sewn into a straight jacket.

The biggest surprise was BuckWheatsButt- he has been revealed as a 19 year old African-American young lady called Taneesha Jones. Jones is serving 40 years in the Fort Lauderadale Correctional Institute For Ho's. Her crimes arson, gang-banging, provactive clothing and watching 'Ricky Lake'.

BWB aka Taneesha said "If it wasnt for 'The Spoof', I would be running an illicit 'dope' ring and having sex with the guards for smokes. The Spoof has saved me I thank Sir Mark Lowton, in jolly old England, for his 'criminal' run web-site. When I leave jail in forty years (or 12 months with 39 years off , for good behaviour), I will visit it him, at his home in Buckingham Palace, because he lives there. Sir Mark, has also promised me money for my stories and a new life abroad. I am looking forward to my release"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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