Soccer 'hard man' Vinnie Jones was said to be in a bad mood yesterday following an altercation in a Sioux City, Iowa bar which left him requiring the services of a seamstress.
CCTV coverage of the incident appear to show 'hard man' Jones throwing his weight about over a pool table dispute.
During this exchange of ideas, somebody introduced Vinnie's face to a glass, not an unreasonable response to Mr Jones's aggressive approach considering he repeatedly slammed a car door on that bloke's head in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
Jones was then accompanied to the bogs by door staff so he could wipe the blood off and assess the damage to his pretty- boy visage.
But the real drama was yet to come.
As Vinnie Jones emerged from the bogs he got involved in a further altercation with a big fat Yank.
Jones can clearly be seen throwing pussy punches before the big fat Yank unceremoniously lifted him up and dumped him on his stupid cockney arse.
Renowned Psychologist and corner shop owner Sixpack Shakir said:
'Vinnie's really hard when he's grabbing Gazza's gonads up that Newcastle, or when he's trying to intimidate slightly built football legends like Ryan Giggs and Steve McManawoman, but when it comes to big fat Yanks he's never going to get a result. A bit like Wimbledon really.'
More as we get it.
