Bush Tells Zimbabwe's Mugabe: It's Time to Go; I Oughta Know

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

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Mugabe will be Texas neighbor of W on Torturer's Row.in an affluent section of Dallas, TX

George W Bush stood tall upon is 77% disapproval rating and told Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe that it was time to go. Like two old drunks who stayed way past their welcome at a wedding, Bush seemed to place his proverbial arm around the shoulder of his staggering African counterpart and seemed to slur into his ear:

"Letsh gooo home...nobedy wants us 'ere and who needs 'em anywho...hic...righht pahlly boy?"

Mugabe always the pugnacious drunk put up his usual fight:

"Git you dirty white hands off me...I'm fiiine...I can walk by meself... At least i didn't need my daddy to get me job afta job so i could fail time and again...I fought for everything I got and I'll go when I'm good and ready... Might there be a mansion in your Texas for just one more tyrant?"

Bush and Mugabe fell to the ground and the lame ass US prez said:" Sure, Pal, sure"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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