George W Bush stood tall upon is 77% disapproval rating and told Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe that it was time to go. Like two old drunks who stayed way past their welcome at a wedding, Bush seemed to place his proverbial arm around the shoulder of his staggering African counterpart and seemed to slur into his ear:
"Letsh gooo home...nobedy wants us 'ere and who needs 'em anywho...hic...righht pahlly boy?"
Mugabe always the pugnacious drunk put up his usual fight:
"Git you dirty white hands off me...I'm fiiine...I can walk by meself... At least i didn't need my daddy to get me job afta job so i could fail time and again...I fought for everything I got and I'll go when I'm good and ready... Might there be a mansion in your Texas for just one more tyrant?"
Bush and Mugabe fell to the ground and the lame ass US prez said:" Sure, Pal, sure"
