Written by Mary Popin

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

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Jim taking a rest at the zoo

SEOUL, South North Korea - South North Korean leader Jim Jong Il went to the Pongy zoo and shot three tigers, 2 bears and a shark in the aquarium, media said Tuesday, the latest in a spate of reports depicting Jim as fit as Elvis Presley three months after his reported stroke of death.

During the visit, Jim showed the workers his rolex watch and several gold rings, calling himself king of the communist nation, the Central News Agency said from the capital, Pyongyangingtying Ding Ding.

On Monday, radio released sounds of a rambo-looking Jim touring a military unit, whipping soldiers backsides and smiling, though thick marigold gloves made it hard to gauge if he had used palmolive while washing the dishes.

The latest dispatches come amid tensions between the five Koreas, with the West North restricting cows through its border with South North Korea on Monday.

Jim, whose real name is Bertie inherited leadership of the country from a luckey draw, has not publicly named a successor. Many analysts consider Jonathan Woss a key player in the North South Korean leadership.

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Topics: Kim Jong-Il, Zoo

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