The #1 world arms supplier, BushAmerica has found itself in a bit of a customer relations problem. You see, BAM has supplied both India and Pakistan with enough weaponry to destroy all of South Asia, but one client got the nukes and the other not so nucular weapons.
Well this week the weaker weapons customer may have seriously messed with the blockbuster on the block and BushAmerica customer relations experts are searching the horizon for a mushroom cloud over Islamabad and that would be bad.
A fervent plea went out from the already packing for the movers White House departing denizens:
" Please, my allies, enough really bad shitb has happened during my reign as decider in chief...All I'm asking is that you hold your fire till I'm safely in retirement in Texas...Then if yolu wanna use the fire power I sold, gave or lent ya, fire away! But please no more cataclysms on my legacy, I beg ya! Your Arms Supplier in Chief, W."
