Japan - It's not just couples that are getting together this Fucksgiving week. The three brightest objects in the night sky - Anus, Penis and a crescent moonie - will crowd around each other for an unusual group shag.
Starting Fucksgiving evening, Penis and Anus will begin moving closer so that by Sunday and Monday, they will be 2 inches apart, which is about a fingers length, said Alan MacMuff, senior editor at Dick and arse magazine. Then on Monday night, they will be joined by a crescent moonie right next to them, he said.
Look in the southwestern sky around midnight - no telescope or binoculars needed just bring some tissue. The show will even be visible in cities if it's a clear night.
"It'll be a head-turner," MacMuff said. "This certainly is an unusual coincidence for the crescent moonie to be right there when Penis and Anus are going to be closest together."
But if you are willing to settle for two out of three - Penis and the crescent moonie only - it will happen again on New Year's Eve, MacMuff said.
